Joke sms

*One day history sir was absent.science sir was asked 2 set the paper.very 1st qustn shocked students:
    Describe jhansi Rani with a neat fig&label d parts.
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*santa  rayalaseemalo adugu petti matti chetilo thisukoni muddu pettadu
   banta:emaindi ra
   santa :matti vasana marindi.
    banta:nuvvu tisindi matti kadura peda......
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