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Frndship SMS

*Touching lines,just before death::
             'Don't burn me immediately after my death,my friends have the habit of coming late............'
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*Oh! my dear
    Open u r mind,Receive my wishes
    Open u r heart,Receive my love
    Open u r eyes,Receive my smile
    Open u r mobile,Receive my message
    GUD MRNG MY DEAR FRIEND.
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*LIFE means
  L-love
  I-incidents
  F-Friends
  E-Emotions
  so life without F(Friend) it means 'LIE'
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joke sms

*One day history sir was absent.science sir was asked 2 set the paper.very 1st qustn shocked students:
    Describe jhansi Rani with a neat fig&label d parts.
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*santa  rayalaseemalo adugu petti matti chetilo thisukoni muddu pettadu
   banta:emaindi ra
   santa :matti vasana marindi.
    banta:nuvvu tisindi matti kadura peda......
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* Girl:Nice mobile where didi you buy?
      Boy:I won this in a running race!
      Girl:How many participated?
      Boy:Mobile owner,police man and me.
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* Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

“Blood Bank Robbed”
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*An idea can change your life
    but
    A girl can change u r ideas 
    so 
    always change u r girl friends to get new ideas
    What an idea sirjii......
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*human=eat+work+sleep+sms
  donkey=eat+work+sleep
  hence human=donkey+sms
  human-sms=donkey
  so,human without sending sms is donkey
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good mrng

*She is hot.....
    She is sweet....... 
    She is always need a lip 4 kiss...
    who?
    who is she?
    do u know?....
    .....
               "TEA".gd mrng.


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*Dear friend your remaining sleeping time has been expired
    so plz leave u r bed Open u r eyes n c u r mobile
    I wish u "GOOD MORNING".
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