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One To Hundred Main

9 Kitni Dafa Aata Hai?

Reply In 2 Mint


Answer :
Aik Bar Bhi Nahi
12100 Mai 9 Kaha Hia..?
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science sms

Story Of Newton's Law: A Cow Was Walking Newton Stopped It. It Stopped He Found His 1st Law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS IT'S STOPPED" He Gave A FORCE By Kicking D Cow, It Gave A Sound 'MA' He Formulated D 2nd Law "F = MA" After...
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An Exact Definition Of Mathematics: Mathematics Is The Study Of Finding A Black Cat In A Dark Room, When There Is No Cat. :D =P
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Once Einstein Was Studyng In Da Class.. A Scorpion Bit His Toe But He Continued Readng Wid Full Concntrtion. When Teachr Askd Him, He Said That Da Scorpion Bit Him On Toe Not On His Mind, So He Din't Lose Concntrtion.. Friends,This Is What We...
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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell....... Can U Guess Why??? ???? Try Think!!! Donno??? Cuz . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!!!!!!! He Wanted To Win The No-Bell Prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Love Letter By A Mathematician... :-) My Dear Luv, Yesterday I Was Passing By Ur Rectangular House In Trigonometric Lane. There I Saw U With Ur Cute Circular Face Conical Nose N Spherical Eyes Standing In Ur Triangular Garden
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Congratulation!!! You Are Awarded Da Degree Of Mba For Not Sending Sms Mba Means "Member Of Bhikari(Beggar) Association" Forward This To All Other...
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Newtons Third Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping
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Newtons Second Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank...
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Love Sms

I cant keep ur Heart frm Breakng & Hurting,

But i can Cry with u, & Help u pick up the Pieces and put them back in Place.

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Wen u feel alone jst look at the spaces between ur fingers remember dat in those spaces u can c my fingers locked wid urs 4ever!

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I remembr how much U Hurt me!

I say "I am fine Alone."

But why does my stupid Heart miss U

Why do I need that Hurt to feel Alive..!

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A very true but strange quote :

"Love doesnt start in morng & dsnt end in eveng. It starts when u dnt need it & ends when u need it the most.."

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Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams

or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs/call .

I just put my hand across my heart and I feel U..

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God has filled both

Heaven and Hell with love..

'If you love others, its Heaven..

And

if you expect love from others its Hell'.! :)

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If u Hate me,

Shoot me with an Arrow,

But plz not on the Heart, coz that's were "you" are!

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If u really want 2 give some1 a gift,

try giving

ur tym n attention!

A loving heart doesn't expect anything mre dan dat.

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Yesterday, today, & every single day,

I found u close to my Heart

& that is just where I want u to be alwz.

"you" are vry special to Me.

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My thought abt love:

D prsn who lovs u can do anythng fr ur jst 1 smile,

Evn aftr knowing dat he is not ur future.

dat's wat i call Love..

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The most Awesom & Happening lines said by a lover-

"My Heart is mine

But whenevr I argue wid it abt "you", it alwz takes ur side.

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2 Unthinkable Quotes-

1. Whn i Learnt 2 Dry my Tears, I found a shoulder 2 Cry on.

2. Whn i Masterd d skil 2 Hate any1 sumbdy startd Love Me.

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Loving thoughts of you make a beautiful difference to my days!

CHWEETHRT...

You are very Special to Me!

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If my life should end in such a way

That I can't say goodbye to u that day

Know in ur heart that we were one

Forever and a day, unlike none..

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You are my life, my lover, my friend

We will be together until the end

After the end should there be more

Again I will be forever urs...

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Real PAIN is not felt whn U r HURT by an unknwn person

But whn U r HURT by the one U truely TRUST.

U can't even express the ANGER of Ur HEART.

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Nice line. When u luv sum1, dont mke thm luv u as much as u do. Bt luv thm so much dat dey dont want 2 b loved by any1 except u!
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"Love is good in feeling,

even if you are always being hurt.

It is better to be hurt by love than not loving at all.."

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Hearts beat 72 times a min,

Even if ur heart beats only once a min,

U'll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u DEAR.

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Sitting alone near d window

Looking at d sky

Wid Tearful eye

Your thought in my Heart

Ur Memories in my Mind..

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Let me call you Sweetheart

Because you'll always be

The Dearest and the Sweetest one

In all the world to me.

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Sum1 must b dreaming

sum wer of ur smile

& wish for ur presence in life.

So wen u r lonely,

rembr its true that sum1, sum wer thnkng of u.:)

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U jst keep on Loving me

"Smtimes i try to change u And smtimes i criticize

Bt i feel smthng Melting within Me, whn i see all d Love in ur Eyes".

Hi baby

"You are my Perfect Partner, Sweet Lover, Trusted Friend.

We are safe within our love, a love that will never End".

Hey Darling

"Your Lips, your Eyes, your Soul are like a work of Art,

The most Creative thing of all is your Beautiful Heart".

EXAM SMS

Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me..
Boys: In which printing Press the question paper are printed?Teacher
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If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult. If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper, it is ur achievement...HAPPY EXams Days
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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Congratulations!
Good news for JNTU students
Exams of JNTU have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
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I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Güéss which song?
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guess!
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O Zrä zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Mé!:-D
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Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to eyes…
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The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)
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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!!
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If All INDIANS Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limited

Then

More Unemployment

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

“”"”"SAVE INDIA STOP STUDYING”"”" ;->
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!
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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
thats why they are fail
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The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

plz say

"Evry day with u gives me a Thrill,

Al my Dreams u richly fulfill.

Im a Fool for ur Charms, You belong in my Arms,

Love me, plz say that u will".

You are___???

"You are d Smile on my Face, the Twinkle in my Eyes.

The warmth inside my Heart, the Fullness in my Life".

*

U r d reason dat i believe in love..

i cudnt believe

I never knew abt Happiness, i didnt think Dreams came true, i cudnt believe in Love,

until i Met "you".

choose

If u r in love with 2 person at the same time..

Then choose the 2nd 1... bcoz if u truly loved the 1st 1.. u wudn't have choosen another..

Heavenly Quote

"A Man who Treats his woman as a Princess

is a Proof that he has been Born & Raised in d Arms of Queen."

Broken lover

A true quote by broken lover-

"Trust is like a Mirror,

Once you Break it you can never Look at it the Same Againg".

Cutest proposal

Cutest proposal evr by a Boy-

"Tel me...

Am i right to think dat there cud be nthng better dan making u my Bride and

Slowly Growing Old together?

Happiest thing on Earth

One of d Happiest thing on Earth is whn you know dat u're in Love with the Person..

who is more in Love with YOU!

"I Love U"

Confusion...

Grammar says-

"I Love U" is a Statement Not a Question..

Then

Why does it always Require Answer???

I won't Forget You..

I was on a Ship thinking of you,

whn I look down I Droped a Tear into d Ocean,

then I Promised myself dat until I find it, I won't Forget You..

WITHOUT ME

Sad Words by a brokn Heart-

"I still Hurts to See

That you are doing Completely OKAY..

WITHOUT ME"..

I dont Care..!!!!

Beautiful lines by a true lover-

"I dont Care abt d World & what People say-

As long as u make Me Feel dat u r My World, Not They.."

Did u ???

Did u ever cry for me? Did u ever smile thinking of me? Did u ever miss me? I did. Bcoz I LUV U. And will forever.

Wanna knw wer d heaven is??

Heaven is not the one
which you see after your death,
True Heaven is the one
which you can see here in my True Love.

I Will Wait...!!!

I Will Wait.
Till The Day
I Can Forget "You"
Or
The Day
You Realize
"You? Cannot Forget Me"

Confused ....???

If you r stuck between two people you like
Give them each a hug
And who ever holds you the longest is the one you should be with....

Love Is a _______???

I Have Given Everything For Love

But

It Is Still Not Enough

May be Love Is A Never Ending Sacrifice..

Small bt Great

Luv Cums Again N Again

4those Who Knw Wt "LIFE IS
Luv Comes ONLY ONCE
4those Who Know Wt "LOVE IS".

Wait / Forget....????

Dey Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1
Dey Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1
But
D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide Whether 2 WAIT r 2 FORGET Sm1..

*One day history sir was absent.science sir was asked 2 set the paper.very 1st qustn shocked students:
Describe jhansi Rani with a neat fig&label d parts.

A love inspects the distorted promise.

A love inspects the distorted promise.

APRIL FOOL MSG

FACT 1 :you can touch your lower lip with you tongue
FACT 2:after reading it 99/100 idiots would try it.

             "happy april fools day'