Story Of Newton's Law: A Cow Was Walking Newton Stopped It. It Stopped He Found His 1st Law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS IT'S STOPPED" He Gave A FORCE By Kicking D Cow, It Gave A Sound 'MA' He Formulated D 2nd Law "F = MA" After...
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An Exact Definition Of Mathematics: Mathematics Is The Study Of Finding A Black Cat In A Dark Room, When There Is No Cat. :D =P
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Once Einstein Was Studyng In Da Class.. A Scorpion Bit His Toe But He Continued Readng Wid Full Concntrtion. When Teachr Askd Him, He Said That Da Scorpion Bit Him On Toe Not On His Mind, So He Din't Lose Concntrtion.. Friends,This Is What We...
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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell....... Can U Guess Why??? ???? Try Think!!! Donno??? Cuz . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!!!!!!! He Wanted To Win The No-Bell Prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Love Letter By A Mathematician... :-) My Dear Luv, Yesterday I Was Passing By Ur Rectangular House In Trigonometric Lane. There I Saw U With Ur Cute Circular Face Conical Nose N Spherical Eyes Standing In Ur Triangular Garden
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Congratulation!!! You Are Awarded Da Degree Of Mba For Not Sending Sms Mba Means "Member Of Bhikari(Beggar) Association" Forward This To All Other...
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Newtons Third Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping
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Newtons Second Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank...
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