joke sms

*One day history sir was absent.science sir was asked 2 set the paper.very 1st qustn shocked students:
    Describe jhansi Rani with a neat fig&label d parts.
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*santa  rayalaseemalo adugu petti matti chetilo thisukoni muddu pettadu
   banta:emaindi ra
   santa :matti vasana marindi.
    banta:nuvvu tisindi matti kadura peda......
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* Girl:Nice mobile where didi you buy?
      Boy:I won this in a running race!
      Girl:How many participated?
      Boy:Mobile owner,police man and me.
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* Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

“Blood Bank Robbed”
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*An idea can change your life
    but
    A girl can change u r ideas 
    so 
    always change u r girl friends to get new ideas
    What an idea sirjii......
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*human=eat+work+sleep+sms
  donkey=eat+work+sleep
  hence human=donkey+sms
  human-sms=donkey
  so,human without sending sms is donkey
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